Dear Santa, I Can Explain Hoodie (Unisex) Color:Light Blue I will destroy you with

I will destroy you with my TI-83

Works like a charm every time

Are you positive

14 on your street corner

You distracted me all night long

Dear Santa, I Can Explain Hoodie (Unisex) Color:Light Blue I will destroy you withI have many reasonable excuses. Unisex 50% cotton 50% polyester hooded sweatshirts with a standard fit. Ribbed cuffs and waistband. Double lined hood with grommets and matching drawstring. Front muff pocket. Cover seaming on waistband. Imported. Made under strict anti sweatshop conditions. Size guide S M L XL 2XL Chest Size 34 36 38 40 42 44 46 48 50 52 Length* 24" 24. 5" 26" 27" 28" Width** 20" 22" 25" 26" 27" *Length = Back collar to bottom hem of