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the Colt 1911 has been one of the most iconic designs in firearms

Just as George Washington carried a flintlock pistol with him as he stood up against tyranny in the 1700's

and what’s a box of joy without a way to spread it around

gun enthusiasts

"It's Better to Have a Gun and Not Need It Than To Need a Gun and Not Have It"

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