MM2: Tezzeret the Seeker meta-non-mtg-single The evil Lord Eradikus has

The evil Lord Eradikus has all but conquered the galaxy and is now on a victory lap across the sector in his flagship

Then for each blight counter on it

The Rebel Alliance is constantly outgunned in their war against the Empire

Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card

and hanging out at the hottest after-hours spot

MM2: Tezzeret the Seeker meta-non-mtg-single The evil Lord Eradikus has+1: Untap up to two target artifacts. X: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. 5: Artifacts you control become artifact creatures with base power and toughness 5 5 until end of turn.